Monday 1 April 2013

Top 20 Joke Ideas of Fool's Day

Let's relax before being stiffed. Please read more.
Is it so funny? If yes, share it to your friends. Now let's get back to the topic.

  1. Saran wrap things such as the doorway, the toilet, their car. 
  2. On your victim's boxers, stitch the fly shut. 
  3. You can also stitch the bottom of a leg of pants shut, or just use safety pins. 
  4. Find an image of an awkward looking mouth and chin, print it out if it's online or cut it out if it's in a magazine. Tape it to the bottom of your victim's coffee mug, making sure it doesn't show around the edges. When they go to drink their coffee, it will look like they have that mouth, but they won't know. 
  5. Put a piece of tape over the sensor on the remote control. 
  6. Fake a sneeze by using a squirt bottle to just mist someone's neck as you pretend to sneeze right behind them. 
  7. Put just a little bit of Vaseline on a doorknob. 
  8. On the back of their car, place a sign that says "Happy April Fool's Day, please honk". The victim won't be able to figure out why people are honking until they look at the back of the car. 
  9. Give your children "juice" to drink with a straw, but instead of real juice give them gelled Jell-O. Put an electric fence sign on a wooden fence.
  10. Swap sugar in sugar bowl for salt.
  11. Clean the filling out of an Oreo cookie, then replace with white toothpaste.
  12. Put up a for rent sign on their front lawn and write on it that those interested should knock on the door.
  13. Get up early and park the car around the corner and pretend it was stolen. Fess up with this one quickly to prevent the victim from calling the police in panic.
  14. Fill the conditioner bottle with something else creamy such as mayonnaise or yogurt.
  15. Put a note on your victim's car. Write on the note "Sorry about the dent." Then write down a fake name and phone number. The victim will search heir car for the dent.
  16. Replace the top inch or so of your victim's deodorant with cream cheese.
  17. Set random alarms around the house to go off at various times.
  18. Frost a piece of Styrofoam like a cake.
  19. Wrap toilet paper back and forth across a doorway so when the person opens their door in the morning they run into the tp barrier.
  20. Leave a Walkie-Talkie under your pet's bed and wait until your victim gets close to the pet. Use the other Walkie-Talkie to make it seem like the pet is talking to your victim.

Which ways is the best to celebrate Easter Day

Easter Sunday is traditionally about Jesus Christ's resurrection from death, according to Christian belief. However, many people use the day to decorate Easter eggs, share chocolate eggs and participate in Easter egg competitions.

It is a good choice to enjoy life after the Christmas for us. But, for entrepreneurs, no matter traditional retailer or online retailer, they are thinking of it as opportunities which can promote their business.


1. Fleming's Steak House




















On the one hand, on Easter Sunday, The Aventine, home to Fleming's Prime Steakhouse & Wine Bar, Truluck's, The Melting Pot and Cafe Japengo, will celebrate Easter Day with an array of brunch and dinner options for guests to enjoy. On the other hand, it provides various discounts, such as Priced at $36.95 per adult and $17.95 per child on March 31 from 11:30 a.m. to 3 p.m.
More importantly, in order to make more people know these activities, The owner spare no expense to publish the press release. That is interesting.

2. Frames Direct
Frames Direct is one of the most popular glasses online store in US. Unlike the Fleming's Steak House, Frames Direct always takes cost-effective ways, such as Facebook, Twitter and Pinterest, to attract customers' attentions. Of course, discounts are available.
Besides, there is a widget which counts down to Easter 2013 on the homepage.

3. Ozeal Glasses
Even though Ozeal Glasses is the newcomer to the UK eyewear industry, its sales increases rapidly.
Ozeal Glasses not only makes use of social media to spread their ideas and business, but also build a happy Easter page specially that is full of interesting games. Are you eager to go to play, please stab Happy Easter. You have opportunities to get free prescription glasses.

There is no doubt that Easter eggs are essential on the Easter Day. Making them by yourself is meaningful things, especially for your families and friends. In fact, you are enjoying the process of making Easter eggs. 



Wednesday 27 March 2013

7 Simple Steps to Make Faux Easter Eggs By Yourself

Easter Day is coming on the Sunday. Except of the Christmas Day, it is the most popular festival in the UK. It not only celebrates Jesus, but also for recovery of life. 

Now most persons are preparing for the Easter Day, and how do you celebrate the Easter Day? 

There is no doubt that Easter eggs is essential on this festival, and today I will share my tips that making faux Easter eggs easily by yourself.
First, you should get ready for the all necessary materials.
  • Papier-mache eggs
  • Brown satin-finish spray paint or acrylic craft paint
  • Satin-finish clear sealant or varnish (if using craft paint)
  • Paint brush (if using craft paint)
  • Large cardboard box lined with waxed paper or parchment paper for containing over-spray (if using spray paint)
  • Foil sheets, such as those made for candy wrappers
  • White glue or Mod Podge


Finishing the first step, what you need do is to follow my procedures until accomplish your goals.
  1. If using spray paint, place eggs in lined cardboard box and, working outside or in a well-ventilated area, apply several light coats of paint. Follow directions on the paint canister to determine drying time between coats. Turn the eggs to make sure you are painting all sides. Three or four light coats of paint should be enough for even coverage.
  2. If using craft paint, you can work indoors. Use a brush to apply two or three coats of paint, allowing eggs to dry between coats.
  3. If using craft paint, apply one coat of satin finish varnish. Allow eggs to dry.
  4. Cut a piece of colored foil a bit taller than the height of the egg and wide enough to wrap around it. I cut the foil into a rectangle roughly 6.5-by-4 inches. Cut slits roughly 1 inch long along one of the long edges. This will make it easier to fold the foil tightly around the bottom of the egg.
  5. Brush glue or Mod Podge on the lower two-thirds of an egg, then wrap the foil around the egg, with the fringed edge at the bottom, wider end of the egg.
  6. Brush on more glue as needed, and press the foil tightly against the egg, overlapping the cut pieces at the bottom. At the top, squeeze the foil together and twist it tightly. Cut off the excess.
  7. Once the egg is entirely covered in foil, peel some off to create the appearance of a candy egg that has been partially unwrapped.